Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Test Post; Please Ignore

This is a test post, for trying out the template I'm making for this blog.

I have some things to say about the title of this blog, and the types of things I'll be writing about, but it's not the time to do that yet; I'm still working out the logistical issues. Which in theory don't matter, but in practice it'll drive me nuts if I don't get the look and feel of this blog just right.

Anyway, here is some filler text, randomly generated from Arrested Development quotes.

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Well, what do you expect, mother?

I'm afraid I just blue myself. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. That's why you always leave a note! It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I hear the jury's still out on science.
No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

That's why you always leave a note! Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Guy's a pro. Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life.
  1. I've opened a door here that I regret.
  2. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?"
  3. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. Whoa, this guy's straight?
  • Army had half a day.
  • Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.
  • He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish.
I'm a monster. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I've opened a door here that I regret. I'm a monster. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Whoa, this guy's straight? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Across from where? I'm a monster. I hear the jury's still out on science. Well, what do you expect, mother? I've opened a door here that I regret. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life.

What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Marry me. No… but I'd like to be asked! No… but I'd like to be asked! I hear the jury's still out on science. Marry me. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I've opened a door here that I regret. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Steve Holt!

Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I've opened a door here that I regret. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time!

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Whoa, this guy's straight? There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. We just call it a sausage.

Steve Holt! That's why you always leave a note! No… but I'd like to be asked! Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

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